Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Penis News

I've read so much penis news that I am immune to most of it. Angry wife chops off husband's penis? No big deal.

Man severing his own penis? Good stuff. From the New Straits Times here:
"It is unclear whether the wife delivered the unkind cut or whether the injury was self-inflicted.
According to the couple’s eldest son, it was the latter. He said his father mutilated himself to prove he was not unfaithful."

His wife, who instigated the event with her anger over a text message from another woman, was kind and sweet enough to drive him to the ER. He'll be fine. Who knew fixing a penis could be so easy.

I only wonder if she finally believed in his devotion to her and only her.

More penis (and perhaps vagina) news to come.